A Week in the Life of Kola Boof: Tweet Verse
Kola Boof may or may not be Sudanese or Egyptian or American; she may or may not have been kidnapped by the late Osama Bin Laden; she may or may not have been his secret lover for several years; she may or may not live in the USA under FBI protection; and she may or may not have foretold the death of Whitney Houston several years ago. What we can say for sure is that she has a twitter handle, and can be funny, fierce, weird and altogether awesome.
Black Women….will make you BLACK. That’s your real problem pink-toe licking Niggerstock motherfucker. @KnawledgeBorn
Hilarious how people think “I Don’t Wanna Get Hurt” was by Kylie Minogue……NOPE….that was Donna Summer.
I grew up with Donna Summer. She was the soundtrack for so many parts of my life.
Bessie Smith went to jail many times for beating & stabbing people (mostly men)~~ she was not like Billie Holiday. She wasn’t weak.
I like Bessie Smith much better than Billie Holiday. I like that Bessie was never the victim & didn’t sing “oh my man come beat me” songs
Fried eggs sandwich for dinner ….on LOW CARB bread….making my meal a total of 2 carbs. **Feel great** (Carbs usually makes me sick)
Anytime a Black Woman wears her natural hair & has some type of intelligence & standards…she’s seen as threatening & having a bad attitude
NO PEOPLE…..I don’t really “fuck” for lobsters. FOH! w/that shit.
Girl, lobster aint’ overrated…it just don’t go in tacos. And folks can’t afford 2 buy it big enough. I fuck for lobsters @MissAngelaDavis
That’s not true AT ALL….those fuckers were blocked for calling me names….GOT THAT? And now you’re blocked too bitch. @Miekaaaa
Have you noticed the rise in “Black women Down Low” lesbianism?? I’m sorry. But many of these chicks AINT Gay. Just desperate @Fly11
I hope Israel wipes out the whole Arab world. **North African Mother Tweet; You Wouldn’t Understand**
Girl, I can’t even deal with Dildos. I’m infibulated. I need real dick …or none. @Fly11
That’s true….we have a LOT of “Fat Sexy Black women”…..they have shape & body along with being big. I know many Fat BW who look good!
What do you do again Joe??? You got that Sexy White boy with a Black cock thing going, daddy. @JoeLostRespect
If they HAVE to show a *beautiful black woman*…they make sure she’s MIXED & damn near white. It’s on purpose. @mikeytheweasel
They always want to give some motherfucking Indians, Arabs and Whites the fucking credit.
NOTICE how FAST the American Indians “shrivel up”??? ….They age faster than White people.
For every goddamn “American Indian” in your bloodstream…you got 50 goddamn Africans, mofos!
American Indians aint SHIT!!!!! …if you got any fucking cheebones…its from us Africans.
At least the White men approach you in a dignified “kind” manner…..the Mexican guys PINCH you & make loud lewd comments.
OH—boohoo—the mean African lady is talking about us; she HAAATES USSSSSS and she’s so unfair…boohoo. @dopeAMANTE
Black Americans are really weird people. I mean *unnatural*…and I’m just sorry.
One beacon of light…..the African immigrants in California are United & very powerful. They now OWN major areas of Olympic/Wilshire
At least these Mexican men are fine. I will say that.
Sojourner Truth was raped by the White Female wife of her master for years. Not by him.
When you **OWN** people…it’s very difficult not to fuck them. (White men & Slaves)
There was also a Vice President of the U.S. who married his Black Slave woman. He was impeached or something. @EmpressVal
That’s what I keep trying to explain Black Critics…”I” …would rather leave my own record of Bin Laden than end up like SALLY @EmpressVal
Sally went to Paris at 14….but she had her first baby by President Jefferson at 12. That child was named Thomas Jefferson. @EmpressVal
Wow…. Cyndi Lauper got fatter.
Really….the MAJORITY of Africa is a bunch of ‘slave-minded’ niggerstock. We in the North want to be Arabs & worship Islam/Arab. PITIFUL
I really believe that Black America is dying. And it feels as though I’m the only one who can see it…everyone else is blind.
The industry still sees me as “Bin Laden’s whore; black womanist novelist”…so I have to EARN my way to cookbook. @deepidhaliwal
The thing about SEX…..is that you shouldn’t do it with too many people. That’s key.
I mean….unless you’re going to suck 50 dicks….it would be better to practice with something YOU control first. @Mz_BK_Phoenix
No, there’s sausages and things that are BETTER for practice. The real thing is too much in the moment & his ego/selfishness @Mz_BK_Phoenix
sausages that have stability, length and bend….can be great practice for swallowing.
RT @OMGFacts: In the 1870s fisherman used globs of Vaseline as bait to hook trout.
You could juice mango & scallions with a lil white wine into a drizzle for shrimp & other seafood. Same thing. @MissAngelaDavis
If you cook fruit skin (such as peach skins) into the wine, then mix it w/gravy….can be extremely delish. Takes practice @MissAngelaDavis
“At my age I don’t care what they do with their Peters” —My 70 yr. old Black American Mum on Dr. Dre being gay (she heard via Suge Knight)
Just because I don’t care for Kobe Bryant (and I don’t at all)….doesn’t mean I wouldn’t like to tape his mouth up & fuck him. @captorin
Example: I could fuck Mitt Romney….but I can’t stand him.
There’s lots of people I can’t stand….but would like to FUCK…..sex is not emotional. You’re soon to be BLOCKED bec. U annoy @captorin
I used to write daytime soaps….true….but my advice is STOP watching them. That’s not real love.
LOVE….is a “family feeling”….its base is friendship. All that romantic/lovey dovey shit is TV frosting
Telling you….I’ve ALWAYS had a man….and my rule is that I don’t allow them to spend money on me for at least 6 months. And no sex.
Twitter & the internet have made it so that “Reclusive Hermit” folks can chat with the planet. LOL. I’m a prime example.
Chile….I don’t feel like speaking DUTCH today. lmao
I wish I was 22 again right now. I’d be servicing so many fine ass men. But at 42. I’m just too fucking TIRED. shit. Old.